I've been coming up with You Might Be an Egghead jokes, sort of the counterpoint to Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck. I've only thought of a few so far:
If your wife says "Let's have sex" and you think "Damn, I was going to read", you might be an egghead.
If "The Big Bang Theory" is your "Duck Dynasty", you might be an egghead.
If someone says "rock star" and you immediately think of Neil deGrasse Tyson, you might be an egghead.
To anyone who reads this, if you can think of any others, feel free to pass them along.
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